Pour one out for the inventor of karaoke. He gave drunk people who think to themselves “I should sing right now” a platform.

As the search continues for Kate Middleton, Twitter conspiracies have gotten out of hand. Monday morning theory that King Charles dies on St Patrick's Day began to spread like wildfire. While that would be a crazy win for the Irish, the monarch is still alive per multiple news reports. But further up north in Scotland, the Glasgow Wonka has been quoted as feeling sick to his “tummy” over his famed event. A grown man should never use the word “tummy” in serious conversation. 

Looking past all the European drama, Twitter recently learned that the father of Pilates is named Joe Pilates. 

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